Wednesday, September 2, 2015

The Continuing Education of The Bell

So I know that some of you have been wondering what I have been up to, and where I have gone.  
The truth of the matter is ... I have mostly been a home body.

But in my spare time, I HAVE been attending this summer school program to continue my education.  
You may not know it, but I only read at a 3rd grade level. Pat Patrick (from the other Rotary Club) says 
that this is an indicator that I'll end up in jail, or worse .... end up in an "old man's" Rotary Club!

Hey, Bob Gross ... I'm going to 
MAKE THE FONTS
BIGGER SO YOU 
CAN READ 
ALONG!

Last time we all crossed paths, 
President Lyle decided that his 
personal "travel goals" were 
more important than leading our 
club to greatness!  So he went 
off to Russia!

So I figured .... what the heck...
if "travel" is more important to 
President Lyle than making our
meetings, I may as well do the 
same .. and so I embarked on 
my latest adventure......

Hey, Lyle ... I'm guessing you 
took the slogan on the banner 
in this picture literally and 
decided to be a gift to the 
Russians??
So I wander off from my last 
meeting, only to find out that 
it was FRIGGIN' HOT outside.
I needed to find some shade 
to cool off, so I took refuge 
under this small Redwood tree.

Unfortunately for me, there 
were hundreds of Bees with 
the same idea.  So once I 
cooled my brass off, I headed
back out on the street.
  So I again find myself sweating
my brass off when I come 
across this cool and inviting 
swimming pool!

I dove right in!
  .... literally ......

"Jen" from the WOW Science
Museum would be proud of me
because I learned that it is 
COLDER at the BOTTOM of the
DEEP end .. because the warm
water rises and stays on the
surface!

It's SCIENCE people!

But fear not!  All's well that 
ends well  (courtesy of
Michael David)!