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I started off my Grape Festival adventure with a quest to find a Hot Tub. I was hoping there would be some hot tub bikini models to go along with the hot tub ... I was disappointed. |
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Two hours later ... still no bikini models...... |
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Nothing replaces a "lack of bikini models" more than listening to a would-be Politician talk about him or her self. I spent 40 minutes listening to this guy. I have no idea what he said...... something about loud music at wineries, two tunnels, and a massage spa (I didn't miss that).... |
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THE KING IS ALIVE (albeit a little weird). He tried to smear me with Peanut Butter and Bananas...... "thank you very much"..... |
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I tried to get into the Tiger cage and hang out with the "big cat". Juan caught me, and dutifully removed me from the cage. |
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After a long day of plodding through the Grape Festival Grounds, I needed to find a base-massager (just like I did back in 2011). I found this pink beauty off the beaten path. This one was SO GOOD, it got me resonating at a completely different frequency. I sounded more like a "triangle" than a "bell". |
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Refreshed from my foot massage, I headed over to our Beer Booth and put in my time slinging suds. Yes, EVERYONE (even Dingy DaBell) has to work at the Beer Booth. |
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I spent some of my time trying to solicit donations for our "Support Our Troops" can. Unfortunately, I raised no money. Someone pointed out to me (after the fact) that perhaps I shouldn't have sat my phat brass down on top of the donation can......... |
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I think President Sabrina has been asking the WRONG ROTARIANS whether they have seen me recently........ these guys look like they have a few $100 bills to spare, between the three of them. Remember when I said I got to hang out with some drunks???? |
Friday, September 26, 2014
I Hope My Trip To The Grape Festival Resonates With You
Yes, I went to the Grape Festival a couple of weeks ago. Got to ride there in a nice White Chevrolet vehicle, with patriotic colors plastered all over it. By the way, does anyone "remember the Alamo"? Here are the highlights from my excursion. I hope you enjoy them. I got to meet Celebrities, would-be Politicians, and a few drunks.
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Now Dingy.. it's been awhile since I've...held you, and it was nice. But to insinuate that I was drunk is just downright hateful. I wasn't drunk at this point, I was simply serving our beloved community in true Rotary fashion on an extremely hot day. Your presence really heated things up!!! I think Jose might have that extra $100 or two that Madam President is looking for ;-) Until next time Dingy. RING ON!!!!!
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