August 1st, 2011
As you can see from the pictures attached I have had a busy week!
I was checking in on everyone during the meeting to see how well everyone liked the waffles and bacon I helped cook. Since I have been here at the country club I have been put to work and I am getting very tired! I hope my president takes the time to find me and take me home, soon!...One nice thing though, former mayor, Phil Katzakian, who was attending as a guest, took me for a ride in his boss new Mustang! Phil likes to drive fast (kind of jingled my bells if you know what I mean)!
I wish all of you a great week and hope to see you soon!
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| Taking a breather between the Scrambled Eggs & bacon. |
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| Phil has a "Boss" that goes REALLY FAST!!!! |
On August 2nd, I received the following email from El Jefe:
ReplyDeleteDear Dingy,
I am writing this letter because I am very concerned about your well-being. If you remember you lost your top not too long ago and had to go to the bell hospital. You still bear the scars of that fateful journey. I am also concerned that some of your activities are less than savory.
The last picture printed in the bulletin featured you - and some strategically placed tomatoes and a very long sausage. You have also been featured in a risque photo in the company of a lovely woman with a plunging neckline. Now, I'm no prude... but I do worry about your questionable choices. Stay safe, and as time wears on in your absence I will be investigating and most likely fining those who are aiding and abetting you in your delinquency.
I hope for your speedy and safe return!
El Jefe - President Bradley